星际大战超市篇∼有机食品之绝地大反攻
Store Wars: The Organic Rebellion

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 「帝国进行曲(The Imperial March)」的音乐扬起,远远的两艘太空船自上方飞驰而过,这是「星际大战」完结篇「星际大战三部曲:西斯大帝的复仇」的演出吗?喔,不,怎么有一个长相像人的黄瓜出现呢?呵呵,没错,这不是正版的「星际大战」,而是一齣仿「星际大战---绝地大反攻」故事情节改编的「星际大战超市篇—有机食品之绝地大反攻(Store Wars: The Organic Rebellion)」,里面的角色,是超市中我们常看到的食品改扮的,而故事情节则是一场有机农产品与化学肥料生产的农产品之战。

  看过「骇客任务—素食篇」的朋友,对Free Range Graphics以拟人化的动划方式仿「骇客任务」的演出风格来讲述现代化农场中各类家禽与猪牛等受到不仁道对待方式一定印象深刻,这部名为「星际大战超市篇∼有机食品之绝地大反攻(Store Wars: The Organic Rebellion)」同样也是由Free Range Graphics制作,不同的是,这齣短片是仿「星际大战」的故事情节并以电影的形式呈现。

  当然「星际大战」中一定有的角色,像代表正义一方的绝地武士、天行者、莉亚公主、机器人与代表黑暗一方的黑武士,甚至太空战舰,在这齣「超市版」的「星际大战」中都能看到,而且装扮是维妙维肖,绝不输真实版的「星际大战」。以下,先让我们来看看这齣戏中的角色装扮模样。

天行者路克---由小黄瓜扮装而成。
绝地武士欧比王(Obi-Wan) ---由甜酥卷(cannoli)扮装而成。
莉亚公主---由莴苣扮装而成,头发部分则是由甜甜圈装饰而成。
黑武士 Lord Tader---由马铃薯扮装而成。
机器人C3---由花生罐扮装而成。
机器人D2---由豆腐扮装而成。

  这齣「超市版」的「星际大战」中的角色装扮虽然很逗趣,但故事的诉求却深具意义。

  对现代人说,大型超市里从一般日用品到蔬菜水果应有盡有,提供现代人许多便利与多样的选择,然而在这些产品中却隐藏许多对健康与环境污染的问题,以这齣五分钟的短片所诉求的目标而言,非有机食品通常仰赖大量的化学肥料、农药、生长调节剂、杀草剂、杀菌剂、生长荷尔蒙和抗生素等,这些有害成份一旦未做适当的处理与清洁,吃进身体里面,往往是引发气喘甚至癌症的因素之一,甚至破坏整个生态环境,一些研究也显示有机橘子中的维他命C含量比非有机橘子高出30%,有机蔬果在口味上也比非有机蔬果甘甜。当然有机产品的生产成本平均比传统农产品要高出许多,然而相对的却减少许多医疗上的花费,因此您是选择比较贵的有机农产品呢?还是传统的非有机农产品呢?最后可能要您自己做智慧的选择了。

  对这齣「超市版」的「星际大战」有兴趣的朋友可以到下列这个网站观赏。
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

  至于里面的故事情节,我们也取得Free Range Graphics的授权將之详列如下,供大家参考。

 

 

 

Store Wars

 


"Not so long ago in a supermarket not so far away..."

Obi-Wan Canoli VO: These are dark times, young Cuke.
Obi: For over a thousand generations, organic food like us lived in harmony with the ways of The Farm.
Cuke:  The Farm?
Obi:  Yes Cuke, The Farm is what gives us our power. It's a kind of "field" that creates all edible things. But, alas, the market has been taken over by ... the Dark Side of the Farm.
An empire of pollution and pesticides has ruthlessly conquered the market, nearly wiping out our organic birthright with unsustainable, short-sighted practices like genetic engineering ... irradiation ... and massive chemical pesticide use. Seduced by artificially lower prices, people don’t even want to know where their food comes from. The true ways of The Farm are now almost forgotten.
Obi VO: But there is a new hope.
Obi VO: A growing resistance called the Organic Rebellion is fighting back.
C3-Peanut: Tofu-D2 where are you?
Obi VO:  You must learn the ways of the Farm if you are to join the rebellion, and rescue Princess Lettuce.
Princess Lettuce:  Help me, Obi-Wan Canoli, you're my only hope!
Obi VO: Of course, you will need friends to help you along the way.
Ham :  I’m Ham Solo. Captain of the Millennium Scallion. I hear your lookin' for passage to the Organic system?
Obi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Ham: Sure is, and I’ve got the best co-pilot in the produce section, Chewbroccoli!
Obi VO:  There will be many dangers.
Cuke: Watch out for those Thai fighters!
Ham: I see em, I see em!
Cuke:  Quick! They're heading for that small moon!
Obi: That's no moon ... that's a Melon!
All:  The Death Melon!!!
Obi: That giant fruit threatens us all.
Lettuce:  A little tall for an egg, aren't you?
Cuke : Oh, the uniform! I'm Cuke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you! I''m here with Obi Wan Canoli . Come on!
Princess Lettuce: For luck.
Obi VO: Your path will not be easy…
Obi VO: …for you must confront the evil lord of the Dark Side – Darth Tader
Obi VO: Tader was once a pupil of mine, before he turned to Dark Side of the Farm. He's now more chemical than vegetable, twisted and evil. He betrayed and murdered your father, Organakin Skywalker.
Cuke: Ahhhh!!!
Tater: Obi Wan never told you about your father.
Cuke: He told me enough ... he told me you killed him!
Tater: No ... I am your father.
Cuke: That's really impossible!
Tater: Search your peelings, Cuke, you know it to be true! Join me, and together we can rule the supermarket as father and son!
Cuke: Noooo, I'll never join you!
Obi VO: Learn about the Farm Cuke, help the Rebels expose the Dark Side’s technological short cuts and their true costs. We must win this battle!
Obi VO: Use the Farm Cuke! Stretch out with your peelings!
Obi: It is up to you, Cuke. You're the rebels last hope. Isn't that right, Yogurt?
Yogurt: Strong with The Farm is he. But our last hope, Cuke is not. There is another ... [Yogurt points his cane at the screen] ... you!
Yogurt: When the market you visit, you can keep your family and your planet safe from the Dark Side by choosing organic.
All: May the Farm Be With You -- Always!

THE END

 
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